L’Eroica is
not just a race. Sure there were people who came there just looking at the
distance from start to finish, the ones with carbon bikes and lycra kits. But
for some people, myself included, it is a chance to look back 100 years and
ride in a simpler time and a simpler lifestyle.
L’Eroica is
the brainchild of Chris Brown, a bike shop owner and bike history nut.
Apparently from 1899-1915 there was a race by the same name inspired by similar
races in Europe. The race ran from Grand Junction, Colorado to Glenwood
Springs, Colorado, a distance of 102 miles on the Midland Trail Rail Route. The
first to finish was “The Hero” or “L’Eroica”. For the last 5 years Chris Brown
and his crew have been recreating the race as authentically as possible. Since we
live in modern times and cycling technology has advanced in the last 100 years,
the race would be a points race to encourage period dress and cycling gear.
Points are given for the age of the bike, the number of gears, fixie or not,
the type of cycling costume you ride with, period race food, and lack of
technology (like leaving your cell phone behind). Extra points are awarded for
loss of limb, trailside broken frame repairs, petting skunks, sleeping
overnight in animal carcasses (not kidding) and cuddling baby bears. Scoring
would be decided at the end of the day by a finish time multiplier. First place
x3, second place x2.9, third x 2.8 and so on. The idea is this levels the
playing field to keep the fast guys on modern bikes from winning, and makes it
a whole lot of fun.
When I began
the preparation for this year’s race it began around the dinner table pouring
over the point list, staring at a calculator, trying to figure out how long it
would take me to cover the distance and how many points I would need at the
start. I wanted to win this thing. The trick is how much of the old equipment
are you willing to suffer? You don’t get any points if you make it too hard and
don’t finish.
The bike is
decided, I have a 70’s Schwinn World bike that I had built up as a fixie a few
years ago by a very talented friend, even though it is newer it has the right
look, all black, chrome fork, Brooks saddle, cloth bar tape, beautiful convex
Weinmann rims polished to shine in the sun. So I get 40pts for the fixie, 10pts
for the age, 5pts for the leather saddle, 2pts for toe clips. I’m off to a good
start.
Now the real fun begins stripping away the layers of modern
life. I found heavy wool knickers at a yard sale, a plain khaki cotton shirt,
and nice vest. I have black shoes that I can polish, and a wool cap. This
should get me what they refer to as “The Full Get-up” and 35pts. What about
food? What can I eat? Energy bars are not going to cut it. I find that I can
fill my vest pockets full of trail mix, seeds, nuts, chocolate, and fruit Gorp
is good, and it is really easy to get to so I can “graze” on it the whole ride.
Then I made sandwiches wrapped in wax paper tied with wool yarn. They look like
lovely little presents. I will bring a couple of apples, some ginger and I am
good to go. I score another 4pts for “wrapper-less” nutrition. I will leave the
cell phone behind (8pts) and carry all my own stuff (10pts) that means I need a
small pack to carry a change of clothes, but keeping with the theme I ditch my
gore-tex shell and pack a wool sweater. I may get wet but I will be warm. I was
happy to find in my father-in-law’s stuff after he passed away last year an old
cotton Boy Scout pack, the kind with a bright red shoelace to tie it closed. I
have wanted to do something special with this. The race is a perfect venue to
silently honor his memory.
Now off to the
sewing machine I go. I need some way to carry water and tools. My bike does not
have water bottle mounts and I don’t want to clutter the frame. So I sew pouches
to the side of the bag to hold 2 steel water bottles. You can’t use plastic
right? And Camelbacks have not been invented yet. Then I sew up a couple of small bags to hold my tools and
pump. I don’t get any points for this yet I am enjoying the challenge of
eschewing anything synthetic and modern. I now have as much time in front of
the sewing machine as I do training. Maybe like the old Tour De France riders I
will ride into shape, right? Let’s hope so because I figure I need to finish in
the top ten to podium.
This whole
endeavor is soothing, reaching back in time, a time when aesthetics mattered as
much as athletics. It’s taking pride in your work, building something beautiful
and solid, because you have the time, patience and skill to do so. It will be
these things that will carry me through when my legs and arms are screaming
stop! I think about a recent visit to Mesa Verde. Here were Indians under heavy
duress, having to build shelter on the shear rock walls to protect what little
grain they had as the crops where failing above on the plains. Yet the walls
fit perfectly with the rock, in some cases they chiseled away the rock to fit
the shape of the wall. This took a long time and burned precious calories.
These places were beautiful, hand crafted, and artistic. They were built to
last. They were sacred places. That’s maybe the point we miss in our fast paced
modern world, making room for the sacred. The things that make you feel
special, the things that make you feel loved.
So all this is
swirling around in my head at 6 am as I mingle with the judges admiring
everyone’s attire and bikes. This is bigger than all of us, and it’s not just
about racing a bicycle.
Was the race
hard? Yes, one of the toughest things I have ever done on a bike. Would I do it
again? In a second I would for sure. How did I do? I finished 8th on
the road that day and was the only rider on a fixed gear. With my starting
points and multiplier I placed second and proudly donned the silver knickers.
Seems there was a part of the race I did not prepare for, the woman in first
place had a fantastic costume, finished 7th and made sweet potato cinnamon rolls for the judges.
Damn, next year I better get baking too!

L’Eroica is not just a race and I hope to see you at the starting
line next year. Check it out at:
http://www.leroicausa.com
Jon Rizzo